You May Be In A Black Hair Salon If...

Just for kicks and giggles my friends.  No need to take this seriously.  You may or may not have had this experience.  Feel free to add any if you know what I'm talking about!

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-- You schedule an appointment for 10am and the stylist arrives at 1030am.

-- The hair salon is located in the hood (only the good ones are there too)

-- The hairstylist's own hair is jacked up.  To elaborate, girlfriend only has one half of her hair relaxed and the other half is knotty as hell.

-- The radio in the back of the salon is blasting some old school Tupac Shakur.

--Your hair gets done RIGHT.

--In the back of the salon is a manicurist, tattoo artist, and an old Asian woman selling knockoff handbags.

--A guy comes into the salon every 2 hours selling bootleg DVDs and CDs.

--You sit under the dryer too long while you wait for the stylist to come back from the bank.

--There's gossip about the latest cast member from Basketball Wives or Housewives of Atlanta.

--You manage to see an old Jet Magazine from 1996, and notice the Beauty of the Week is now the same age as your Mom.

--The water pressure under the rinse is malfunctioning and your forced to feel cold water on your scalp. Or the opposite where the water is too hot.

--You get a flyer handed to you when you leave the salon for Ladies Night at a local club downtown.