The Take of a Fishwife

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One day, in one of her teleserye's taping days, Snooty Actress' SA scene would be a fight with a Co Actress CA. Preparations were made, instructions were given as to how the delicate scene would be properly executed.

Before the take, as the scene between SA and CA was very physical, both parties as well as the production staff were apprehensive. It was quite understandable since in scenes like this, it can not be completely avoided that one or both will get hurt no matter how careful the execution is.

When the camera started rolling, it was obvious that SA was getting more beatings from CA, and SA got really hurt. After each take, CA would apologize to her and SA would acknowledge. Everyone heaved a sigh of relief thinking they wouldn't have problems with SA. How wrong they were!

After they were done with all the fight scenes, SA went straight to her dressing room with her assistant in tow -- and there she let out her pent up volcanic rage! In full motor-like fashion, she recited a litany of angst directed towards CA.

SA ranted in Filipino," PI nya! Ang baho-baho ng bibig nya,di muna mag-mouthwash bago mag-take! Amoy pusit na amoy, amoy p** p** (referring to the female genitalia) -- di ko ma-take! PI nya ang baho!

Uh-oh, there you go. May I please go to the powder room?

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