All your vaginas are belong to us

The case for government-distributed sexual access, courtesy of the woman who is presently running for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts. And let's face it, if a man's labor can be commandeered in the public interest by the government, the interests of sexual equality demand that a woman's can be too.

Lie back and think of America, ladies. Ask not what your country can do for you, but who you can do for your country.